Vulgar words in My Secret Life, Volumes I. to III. - 1888 Edition (Page 18)

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FINIS, VOLUME TWO VOLUME THREE CONTENTS: CHAPTER I.--Straightened circumstances.--Promiscuous whorings.--The garden privies.--Our neighbor's daughters.--Effects of a hard turd.--Masturbation.--Bum-trumpeting.--Seeing and hearing too much.--A pock-marked strumpet.--A neighbour's servant.--Don't wet inside.---On the road home.--Cheap amusements.--Bargains.--Watching brothels.--Cunt in the open.

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Clapped again.--French letters, and effects.--Income improved.--Piddle in the bye-streets.--An uprighter.--My pencil-case.--A female bilker.--A savage frig.--A silk dress soiled.

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CHAPTER III.--A change in taste.--A small cunt longed for.--Hunting in the Strand.--Yellow-haired Kitty.--Her little companion.--Oh!

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--Betty the maid.--Females in bed.--Mutual curiosity.--Letchery and frigging.--Educated in coition.--Against the kitchen-wall.--Jim in bed.--Betty's cunt washed out.--A look in the basin.--Cousin Grace, and cousin Bob.--Bob on the spree.--A scuffle.--Topsy-turvy.

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CHAPTER VI.--Sausage-rolls, and consequences.--Kitty's home.--The little ones.--A saucy cabman.--Catamenia.--Fucking economies.--Changing money.--Pol and the bargee.--Kit implicated.--A black eye and bruised rump.--A little boy's cock.--Preparation for travel.--Kit's regret.--Bessie in tears.--Amusements abroad.--Home again.--Kitty a strumpet.--An evening at B.. w Street.--Kitty's eight months doings.

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CHAPTER IX.--Returning home.--In the churchyard.--Two female laborers.--Among the tombs.--A sudden piss.--An arse on the weeds.--Torn trowsers and a turd.--In front of the public house.

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CHAPTER XL--Esther meets me.--Vaux-hall.--Ex-harlot Sarah.--Esther succumbs.--Big-arsed and bandy-legged.--Periodic fucking.--Matilda invincible.--I part with Esther.--Her fortune.

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CHAPTER XIV.--Poses plastiques.--Sarah departs.--My despair.--Hannah's comfort.--Foolscap and masturbation.--Cheap cunt.--A mulatto.--The baudy house accounts.--Concerning Sarah.--The parlour.--The gay ladies there.--My virtue.--Louisa Fisher.--A show of legs.--The consequence on me.--Effect on Mrs. Z.

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CHAPTER XV.--Louisa Fisher.--Chaffing.--Her form and fucking.--A supper in bed.--A lascivious night.--Meeting afterwards.--Hannah's legs.--Intruders in the bed-room.--Louisa's voluptuousness.--Enciente.--Her husband.--Her gentleman friend.--About herself.--Illness.--Mrs. A.

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Armpits felt.--Warm hints.--Lewd suggestions.--Baudy language.--Tickling.--Fanny Hill.--Garters tried.--Red fingers.--Struggle, and escape.--Locked out.--I leave.--Baudy predictions, and verification.233 CHAPTER XVIII.--Fanny Hill sent to Jenny.--My next visit.--Thunder, lightning, sherry, and lust.--A chase round a table.--The money takes.--Tickling and micturating.--A search for Fanny Hill.--A chase up the stairs.--In the bed-room.--Thunder, funk, and lewdness.--Intimidation and coaxing.--Over and under.--A rapid spender.--Virginity doubtful.--Fears, tears, and fucking.

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CHAPTER XIX.--My soiled shirt.--Jenny's account of herself.--Fucking and funking.--Poor John!--Of her pudenda.--Its sensitiveness.--Erotic chat.--Startled by a caller.--Her married sister's unsatisfied cunt.--How she prevented having children.--Doubts her husbands fidelity.--Jenny taught the use of a French letter.--Hickery-pickery and catamenial irregularities.

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CHAPTER XX.--A Saturday afternoon.--Copulation interrupted.--Retreat cut off.--Under the bed.--Enter sister.--The new dress.--Heat and sweat.--Undressing.--Jenny's anxiety.--Sweating much, and stripping.--Nature in its simplicity.--Nature in its vulgarity.--Delicious peeps.--A cunt near my nose.

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Erotic recklessness.--Fist-fucking.

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--Bolder talk.--An exhibition of masculinity.--A golden promise.--Lust creeping.--Baudy dalliance.--Cock and cunt in conjunction.

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CHAPTER I. Straightened circumstances.--Promiscuous whorings.--The garden privies.--Our neighbour's daughters.--Effects of a hard turd.--Masturbation.--Bum-trumpeting.--Seeing and hearing too much.--A pock-marked strumpet.--A neighbour's servant.--Don't wet inside.--On the road home.--Cheap amusements.--Bargains.--Watching brothels.--Cunt in the open.--Clapped again.--French letters, and effects.--Income improved.--Piddle in the bye-streets.--An uprighter.--My pencil-case.--A female bilker.--A savage frig.--A silk dress soiled.

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For a long time I could think of nothing but her, even when I fucked other women, and got so miserable about her, that I rushed into indiscriminate cheap whoring again.

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I had still not money for the best class of women, and did not like baudy houses; but there was no help for it, and so whoring I went, and largely in the Strand, for at that time in E..t.r and C. t...e Streets there were many and nice brothels at all prices.

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My mind ran constantly on Mary, and when I saw a nice girl, used to wonder if her cunt was like Mary's, and this specially of two girls about nineteen and twenty years of age, daughters of one of our next-door neighbours.

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The cess-pool had at the time I write of just been emptied, the turds dropping and flopping down could be heard, it was not nice, but it did not shock me.

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It pleased me to hear the joint rattle and splash we made if we pissed at the same time.

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Up would stand my prick, and often I could not piss for its stiffness, directly I heard the girls splashing.

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I strained, my cock got stiff, and began to throb violently, and shot out its spunk as I strained.

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Back I went and sitting down frigged myself as I heard her evacuations drop, so randy and charged with sperm was I.

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After that I occasionally frigged myself at the privy, and used to picture to myself the girls sitting there, their clothes up round their rumps, and slightly up in front showing their limbs, and piddle squirting, but I always thought of both girls as having cunts like Mary's.

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Just after the emptying I could not only see their wax as it fell to the bottom, but the paper with which they wiped their bums, and could hear them fart.

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One day by a sudden whim I let a fart as loud as I could, and heard a suppressed titter, they I think never knew I could hear, for usually I tried to be as silent as possible.

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I never coughed when there, and used to pull open my arse-hole to lessen the noise of my trumpet, and singular as it may seem did this out of a feeling of delicacy.

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Then I grew tired of the game, and again let off my sperm up cunts instead of spilling it on the privy-floor, for sorrow always came over me as I saw it on the floor.

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So I sat a while feeling her quim and talking.

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So we fucked again.

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She came to me, knelt down, played funnily, but awkwardly with my cock till it stiffened, and again we fucked.

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She let me pull the clothes up to her knees, then pushed away my hand but I thrust one up, and just felt the cunt.

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"Oh!" thought I, "she is a whore diseased, and a bilk," so I refused.

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"Why a whore", said I savagely.

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"Well if you are, you have been fucked."

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"Lay down dear,--let's fuck if you mean it, if not let's go,--let me feel you, and you feel me."

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Then I got a sight of all but the cunt itself, the inspection of that she resisted.

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I promised, and turning on to her belly fucked her, and forgot my promise, even if I ever meant to keep it.

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"Don't--we--wet, oh!--ah!--wet", she gasped out as clutching her arse my prick went fiercely up her, and spent every drop against her womb-tube, my spend made doubly pleasurable, because she did not wish it in her cunt.

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"I could not help it, you are so charming, I could not pull it out and make your clothes or bum wet", said I ramming on, and keeping my prick tight up her lubricated cunt, "Let me get up."

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I uncunted, told her the time, and she washed her cunt.

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On the bed she got, I overcame her scruples, kissed her knees, her thighs, all the way up to her cunt.

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The thighs opened widely, a second's inspection of a cunt at that time of my life made me think of immediate pleasure, and after promising not to wet in her again, she reminding me of that, till she lost all care or heed in her pleasures.

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"A shilling to feel your cunt."

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With the left hand I gave the shilling with the right I fingered their quims.

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"Open your legs dear,--a little wider,--let me feel up,--have you been fucked to-night?"

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The lesson I learned was that most woman denied that they had fucked more recently than the day before, (it was always the day before), and that a little bargaining reduced the price of their pleasures.

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The end of this promiscuity was that again I took the clap, which laid me up some weeks, and made it again needful to open my piss-pipe by surgical tubes.

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Often my cock stiff as a boring-iron would shrink directly the wet gut touched it, and compelled me to frig up to near the crisis before I could insert it in the skin.

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About this cunt-feeling there was something very peculiar in me: unless I liked the look of the woman I did not like to feel up her cunt, and after I had been groping used to spit on my fingers, and rub them dry, and the smell off of them on to my handkerchief.

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I spent it all on myself, that is to say on cunt, and although some of my country relatives must have known I had come into the property, those most interested in knowing it I believe never did.

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The rapid business-like fucking in the baudy houses was not to my taste, I had scarcely gone to the Argyle Rooms, then not many years opened, for fear that my taste for nicety of manner and something more than mere cunt might lead me into an expenditure still far beyond my means.

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It used to wound my pride to hear a woman jeer at my offer, or say, "What the devil do you take me for", or walk away wagging her rump with offended dignity when she heard five shillings named, or say she would frig me for the money.

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The police took no notice of such trifles, provided it was not done in the greater thoroughfares (although I have seen at night women do it openly in the gutters in the Strand), in the particular street I have seen them pissing almost in rows, yet they mostly went in twos to do that job, for a woman likes a screen, one usually standing up till the other has finished, and then taking her turn.

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Indeed the pissing in all bye-streets of the Strand was continuous, for although the population of London was only half what it now is, the number of gay ladies seemed double there.

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I used to prowl about to see the girls pissing, and when I had cheek enough, stand and piss by the side of them.

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Randy but poor that night the feel of her wet cunt made me reckless.

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I did not know the form or face of this woman, for we were in the darkest place, and the night was dark and cold, but I felt that she had a silk dress on, lots of hair on her cunt, and a large arse.

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She went up to the other woman who was standing at the corner, and telling her to look out for the police, came back to me, and again placing her back up against the wall, I fucked her.

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She called her friend, and all three went to a public-house, the lady with all my emission in her cunt.

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He did, and I then spent more on liquor, then we went out together again into the cold street; she pissed, saying the cold and the liquor had made her leaky.

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Well she would, and up against a wall again we fucked heartily.

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With my spunk in her we walked together into the Strand.

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Whilst fucking her the second time she shoved her tongue almost down my throat, and breathed so hard.

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I never fucked a woman in the street who did so, either before or since.

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Willingly I let her grasp it, then she moved her arse forward, and I had the pleasure of just feeling a moist clitoris from which I was diverted by a painful squeeze she gave my prick.

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"Not likely I'm going to take off my things for five shillings", said she as the money slipped down into her pocket, "give me fifteen shillings more, and I will,--I'm a fine-built woman",--and she pulled her clothes clean up to her waist, turned round like a tetotum, and after showing both arse and belly, slow-ly dropped her clothes again.

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"Just as you like", though I was dying for a fuck.

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Leaning her bum against the side of the bed, I began groping; she complaisantly moving one leg up on to a chair, so as to open her thighs well, got hold of my prick, and began frigging it.

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She went on frigging me, repeating that she never let any one have her unless she had a pound given her.

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I was annoyed, and hated frigging.

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Here was a well-formed woman, a cunt at hand, and yet I was to spunk out on to the floor, was being made a fool of.

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"Frig me then."

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She took my tool in her hand, and frigged.

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"Let me spend against your cunt."

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"Give me five shillings, and I will", said she, but I would not, began frigging myself, and spite of her pushed one hand up on to her thighs, and frigged away with the other.

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"Serve you right, you cheating whore", said I putting on my hat, and leaving her with a towel wiping off my sperm, and cursing me as she did it.

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In the manuscript, items of conversation, and numerous details of the behaviour of myself and female partners in my amours, were written down just as they occurred, and showed how the climax was reached; how little by little man and woman inclined to each other, how one pressed, and the other yielded, how from modest talk and chaste kisses our chastity gradually was lost, how by touch and sighs and yielding to the swooning lust which coursed stronger and stronger through our veins, our genitals inflamed, swollen, and sweating, drove us to contact with each other, till the carnal coupling ensued, and prick and cunt revelling and wallowing in each other's juices, drowned both wants and senses in voluptuous oblivion.

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She was beautifully clean, had fine linen, and was no sham in any way; a fresh, strong, plump, well-made young girl with lovely firm breasts, and a small quantity of brown hair on her cunt.

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Cunt and breasts looked only seventeen years, backside, thighs, arms, calves looked twenty.

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She stripped, and with but one feel and a stretch of her pretty cunt-lips, and a moment's glance I plugged her, and recollect now my enjoyment of her.

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Though so young, she was a well trained whore, had much pleased me by her freedom in manner, even to the way in which she washed her cunt and pissed after her fuck.

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