Vulgar words in The Fairy Books of Andrew Lang - A Project Gutenberg Linked Index to All Stories in the 12 Volumes (Page 1)

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ass x 11
blockhead x 55
brain x 1
hussy x 4
knock up x 1
            
knocked up x 1
make love x 2
slut x 1
snag x 1
            

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The Master Thief Brother And Sister Princess Rosette The Norka The Wonderful Birch Jack And The Beanstalk The Little Good Mouse Graciosa And Percinet The Three Princesses Of Whiteland The Voice Of Death The Six Sillies Kari Woodengown Drakestail The Ratcatcher The True History Of Little Golden Hood The Golden Branch The Three Dwarfs Dapplegrim The Enchanted Canary The Twelve Brothers Rapunzel The Nettle Spinner Farmer Weatherbeard Mother Holle Minnikin Bushy Bride Snowdrop The Golden Goose The Seven Foals The Marvellous Musician The Story Of Sigurd THE YELLOW FAIRY BOOK AN ILLUSTRATED EDITION The Yellow Fairy Book The Cat And The Mouse In Partnership The Six Swans The Dragon Of The North Story Of The Emperor's New Clothes The Golden Crab The Iron Stove The Dragon And His Grandmother How Six Men Travelled Through The Wide World The Glass Mountain The Dead Wife In The Land Of Souls The White Duck The Witch And Her Servants The Magic Ring The Flower Queen's Daughter The Flying Ship The Snow-Daughter And The Fire-Son The Story Of King Frost The Death Of The Sun-Hero The Witch The Hazel-Nut Child The Story Of Big Klaus And Little Klaus Prince Ring The Swineherd How To Tell A True Princess The Blue Mountains The Tinder-Box The Witch In The Stone Boat Thumbelina The Nightingale Hermod And Hadvor The Steadfast Tin-Soldier Blockhead-Hans A Story About A Darning-Needle THE VIOLET FAIRY BOOK A Tale Of The Tontlawald The Finest Liar In The World The Story Of Three Wonderful Beggars Schippeitaro The Three Princes And Their Beasts (Lithuanian Fairy Tale) The Goat's Ears Of The Emperor Trojan The Nine Pea-Hens And The Golden Apples The Lute Player The Grateful Prince The Child Who Came From An Egg Stan Bolovan The Two Frogs The Story Of A Gazelle How A Fish Swam In The Air And A Hare In The Water.

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Blockhead-Hans Blue Beard Blue Bird Blue Mountains Blue Parrot Bobino Bones of Djulung Boy Who Could Keep A Secret Boy who found Fear at Last Boys With The Golden Stars Brave Little Tailor Bronze Ring Brother And Sister Brown Bear of Norway Brownie of the Lake Bunyip Bushy Bride Caliph Stork Cannetella Castle of Kerglas Cat And The Mouse In Partnership Catherine and Her Destiny Cat's Elopement Child Who Came From An Egg Cinderella, Or The Little Glass Slipper Clever Cat Clever Maria Clever Weaver Colony Of Cats Comb and the Collar Cottager And His Cat Crab And The Monkey Crystal Coffin Cunning Hare Cunning Shoemaker Dapplegrim Darning-Needle Daughter Of Buk Ettemsuch Dead Wife Death Of Abu Nowas And Of His Wife Death Of Koshchei The Deathless Death Of The Sun-Hero Diamond cut Diamond Dirty Shepherdess Dog and the Sparrow Don Giovanni De La Fortuna Donkey Skin Dorani Dragon And His Grandmother Dragon Of The North Dragon Was Tricked Drakestail Dschemil and Dschemila East Of The Sun And West Of The Moon Eisenkopf Elf Maiden Emperor's New Clothes Enchanted Canary Enchanted Deer Enchanted Head Enchanted Knife Enchanted Ring Enchanted Snake Enchanted Watch Enchanted Wreath Envious Neighbour Esben and the Witch Escape of the Mouse Fair Circassians Fairy Gifts Fairy Nurse Fairy Of The Dawn False Prince and the True Farmer Weatherbeard Fate of the Turtle Father Grumbler Felicia And The Pot Of Pinks Find Out A True Friend Finest Liar In The World Fir-tree Fish Story Fish Swam In The Air And A Hare In The Water.

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The Master Thief Brother And Sister Princess Rosette The Norka The Wonderful Birch Jack And The Beanstalk The Little Good Mouse Graciosa And Percinet The Three Princesses Of Whiteland The Voice Of Death The Six Sillies Kari Woodengown Drakestail The Ratcatcher The True History Of Little Golden Hood The Golden Branch The Three Dwarfs Dapplegrim The Enchanted Canary The Twelve Brothers Rapunzel The Nettle Spinner Farmer Weatherbeard Mother Holle Minnikin Bushy Bride Snowdrop The Golden Goose The Seven Foals The Marvellous Musician The Story Of Sigurd THE YELLOW FAIRY BOOK AN ILLUSTRATED EDITION The Yellow Fairy Book The Cat And The Mouse In Partnership The Six Swans The Dragon Of The North Story Of The Emperor's New Clothes The Golden Crab The Iron Stove The Dragon And His Grandmother How Six Men Travelled Through The Wide World The Glass Mountain The Dead Wife In The Land Of Souls The White Duck The Witch And Her Servants The Magic Ring The Flower Queen's Daughter The Flying Ship The Snow-Daughter And The Fire-Son The Story Of King Frost The Death Of The Sun-Hero The Witch The Hazel-Nut Child The Story Of Big Klaus And Little Klaus Prince Ring The Swineherd How To Tell A True Princess The Blue Mountains The Tinder-Box The Witch In The Stone Boat Thumbelina The Nightingale Hermod And Hadvor The Steadfast Tin-Soldier Blockhead-Hans A Story About A Darning-Needle THE VIOLET FAIRY BOOK A Tale Of The Tontlawald The Finest Liar In The World The Story Of Three Wonderful Beggars Schippeitaro The Three Princes And Their Beasts (Lithuanian Fairy Tale) The Goat's Ears Of The Emperor Trojan The Nine Pea-Hens And The Golden Apples The Lute Player The Grateful Prince The Child Who Came From An Egg Stan Bolovan The Two Frogs The Story Of A Gazelle How A Fish Swam In The Air And A Hare In The Water.

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Blockhead-Hans Blue Beard Blue Bird Blue Mountains Blue Parrot Bobino Bones of Djulung Boy Who Could Keep A Secret Boy who found Fear at Last Boys With The Golden Stars Brave Little Tailor Bronze Ring Brother And Sister Brown Bear of Norway Brownie of the Lake Bunyip Bushy Bride Caliph Stork Cannetella Castle of Kerglas Cat And The Mouse In Partnership Catherine and Her Destiny Cat's Elopement Child Who Came From An Egg Cinderella, Or The Little Glass Slipper Clever Cat Clever Maria Clever Weaver Colony Of Cats Comb and the Collar Cottager And His Cat Crab And The Monkey Crystal Coffin Cunning Hare Cunning Shoemaker Dapplegrim Darning-Needle Daughter Of Buk Ettemsuch Dead Wife Death Of Abu Nowas And Of His Wife Death Of Koshchei The Deathless Death Of The Sun-Hero Diamond cut Diamond Dirty Shepherdess Dog and the Sparrow Don Giovanni De La Fortuna Donkey Skin Dorani Dragon And His Grandmother Dragon Of The North Dragon Was Tricked Drakestail Dschemil and Dschemila East Of The Sun And West Of The Moon Eisenkopf Elf Maiden Emperor's New Clothes Enchanted Canary Enchanted Deer Enchanted Head Enchanted Knife Enchanted Ring Enchanted Snake Enchanted Watch Enchanted Wreath Envious Neighbour Esben and the Witch Escape of the Mouse Fair Circassians Fairy Gifts Fairy Nurse Fairy Of The Dawn False Prince and the True Farmer Weatherbeard Fate of the Turtle Father Grumbler Felicia And The Pot Of Pinks Find Out A True Friend Finest Liar In The World Fir-tree Fish Story Fish Swam In The Air And A Hare In The Water.

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She decided to buy a strong ass to do the work, and having chosen one, and after some bargaining with the owner as to its price, she went to the cupboard in the wall to fetch the money.

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When she came to the surface screaming and struggling, the vengeful cat seized her again and rolled her in the ash-heap on the floor; then when she rose, dirty, blinded, and disgusting to behold, he thrust her from the door, saying: 'Begone, and when you meet a braying ass be careful to turn your head towards it.'

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If not I will transform you into an ass, and heavy loads shall be piled on your back, and men shall ride you.

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Truly, he was an ass; and a very ugly one, too!

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CONTENTS [xiii] page The Cat and the Mouse in Partnership 1 The Six Swans 4 The Dragon of the North 9 Story of the Emperor's New Clothes 21 The Golden Crab 26 The Iron Stove 32 The Dragon and his Grandmother 38 The Donkey Cabbage 42 The Little Green Frog 50 The Seven-headed Serpent 60 The Grateful Beasts 64 The Giants and the Herd-boy 75 The Invisible Prince 78 The Crow 92 How Six Men travelled through the Wide World 95 The Wizard King 100 The Nixy 108 The Glass Mountain 114 Alphege, or the Green Monkey 119 Fairer-than-a-Fairy 126 The Three Brothers 134 The Boy and the Wolves, or the Broken Promise 138 The Glass Axe 141 The Dead Wife 149 In the Land of Souls 152 The White Duck 155 The Witch and her Servants 161 The Magic Ring 178 The Flower Queen's Daughter 192 The Flying Ship 198 The Snow-daughter and the Fire-son 206 The Story of King Frost 209 The Death of the Sun-hero 213 The Witch 216 The Hazel-nut Child 222 The Story of Big Klaus and Little Klaus 225 Prince Ring 237 The Swineherd 249 How to tell a True Princess 254 The Blue Mountains 256 The Tinder-box 265 The Witch in the Stone Boat 274 Thumbelina 279 The Nightingale 291 Hermod and Hadvor 301 The Steadfast Tin-soldier 308 Blockhead Hans 313 A Story about a Darning-needle 319 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS [xiv] PLATES The Swineherd takes the Ten Kisses Frontispiece The Six Brothers changed into Swans by their Stepmother To face page 8 The Witch-maiden sees the Young Man under a Tree " 12 'Here you shall remain chained up until you die' " 20 The Prince throws the Apple to the Princess " 30 The Iron Stove " 32 'Standing in the doorway a charming maiden at whose sight his mind seemed to give way' " 58 The Seven-headed Serpent " 62 The Mirror of the Present " 84 Prince Gnome learns the Name of his Rival at the Golden Fountain " 88 The Black Girl stops the Witch with a Bit of the Rock " 144 Militza and her Maidens in the Garden " 168 Iwanich casts the Fish into the Water " 172 'In winter, when everything is dead, she must come and live with me in my palace underground' " 196 Simpleton's Army appears before the King " 204 The Snow Maiden " 206 'Gee up, my five horses' " 226 The Swineherd takes the Ten Kisses " 250 The Irishman arrives at the Blue Mountains " 262 The Witch comes on Board " 274 Sigurd hews the Chain asunder " 276 The King finds the Queen of Hetland " 302 WOODCUTS IN TEXT [xv] page The Partnership 1 At Home in the Church 2 Protestation 3 The Way of the World 3 ' And then her dress ' 7 The Youth secures the Dragon 17 The Emperor comes to see his New Clothes 24 ' Let down, let down thy petticoat that lets thy feet be seen ' 27 The Fisherman brings the Crab on the Golden Cushion 28 ' Then she reached the three cutting swords, and got on her plough-wheel and rolled over them ' 35 The Dragon carries off the Three Soldiers 39 The Fiend defeated 41 The Maiden obtains the Bird-heart 44 The Hunter is transformed into a Donkey 46 The Young Man gives the Donkeys to the Miller 48 The Prince looks into the Magic Mirror 51 Prince Saphir Steals the Horse and Harness 55 Ferko healed by Magic Waters 67 Ferko before the King 68 Ferko leads the Wolves on 73 The Herd-boy binds up the Giant's Foot 75 Rosalie 82 In the Labyrinth of Despair 85 The Evil Spirits drag the Girl to the Cauldron 93 My Enemy is given into my Hands 97 The Princess and the Eagle in the Flowery Meadow 102 The Wizard King pays a Visit to the Princess 105 The Miller sees the Nixy of the Mill-pond 109 A Wave swept the Spinning-wheel from the Bank 112 The Boy attacked by the Eagle on the Glass Mountain 116 The King makes Friends with the Green Monkey 121 The Green Monkey in the Bath 123 Lagree gives the Two Bottles to Fairer-than-a-Fairy 127 Fairer-than-a-Fairy summons the Rainbow 130 ' Then the youth swung his mighty sword in the air, and with one blow cut off the serpent's head ' 136 ' My brother, my brother, I am becoming a wolf !'

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BLOCKHEAD HANS [313] Far away in the country lay an old manor-house where lived an old squire who had two sons.

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All the servants stood in the courtyard and saw them mount their steeds, and here by chance came the third brother; for the squire had three sons, but nobody counted him with his brothers, for he was not so learned as they were, and he was generally called 'Blockhead-Hans.'

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'Oh, oh!' said Blockhead-Hans.

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I'll go too!' cried Blockhead-Hans; and the brothers laughed at him and rode off.

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'Dear father!' cried Blockhead-Hans, 'I must have a horse too.

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'Well,' said Blockhead-Hans, 'if I can't have a horse, I will take the goat which is mine; he can carry me!'

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'Here I come!' shouted Blockhead-Hans, singing so that the echoes were roused far and near.

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'Hullo!' bawled Blockhead-Hans, 'here I am!

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'Blockhead!' said his brothers, 'what are you going to do with it?'

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'Blockhead!' said they, 'that is an old wooden shoe without the top!

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'Of course I shall!' returned Blockhead-Hans; and the brothers laughed and rode on a good way.

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here I am!' cried Blockhead-Hans; better and better-it is really famous!'

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'Oh,' said [316] Blockhead-Hans, 'it is really too good!

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'Of course it is!' said Blockhead-Hans, 'and it is the best kind!

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But the brothers rode on so fast that dust and sparks flew all around, and they reached the gate of the town a good hour before Blockhead-Hans.

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Now Blockhead-Hans came in; he rode his goat right into the hall.

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'That's good!' replied Blockhead-Hans; 'then can I roast a crow with them?'

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said Blockhead-Hans That was neatly done!

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said the Princess 'Oh, rather!' said Blockhead-Hans.

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'I've got that in my pocket!' said Blockhead-Hans.

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By each window do you see there are standing three reporters and an old editor, and this old editor is the worst, for he doesn't understand anything!' but she only said this to tease Blockhead-Hans.

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are those the great people?' said Blockhead-Hans.

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Blockhead-Hans became King, got a wife and a crown, and sat on the throne; and this we have still damp from the newspaper of the editor and the reporters-and they are not to be believed for a moment.

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But, in reality, he was carried down, half drowned, below the next bend in the river, where he fortunately came across a 'snag' floating in the water (a snag is, you know, a part of a tree or bush which floats very nearly under the surface of the water); and he held on to this snag, and by great good luck eventually came ashore some two or three miles down the river.

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This time it is the old ass!

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She was just crossing the bridge when, suddenly, she knocked up against a human head, which she had never seen there before.

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The gnome, however, set off above ground as speedily as possible, and disguising himself as a farmer, bought an ass in the nearest market-town, and brought it back loaded with sacks of turnip, carrot, and radish seed.

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What kind of a thing is that, master?" said the Prince, making himself look as stupid as an ass; "I should like to see that."

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In this situation, and fainting for want of food, he laid himself down at the door of one Mr. Fitzwarren, a merchant, where the cook saw him, and, being an ill-natured hussy, ordered him to go about his business or she would scald him.

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"Crazy blockheads!" snapped the dwarf; "what's the good of calling anyone else?

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You have torn my thin little coat all to shreds, useless, awkward hussies that you are!"

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"You shall go, hussy!" said the mother; "and this minute."

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"Well, mother?" answered the pert hussy, throwing out of her mouth two vipers and two toads.

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So the lazy girl came home all covered with pitch, and when the old hen on the top of the wall saw her, it called out: 'Click, clock, clack, Our dirty slut's come back.'

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She then came to him, dragging a shaggy little grey ass with long ears.

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Contents PREFACE THE YELLOW FAIRY BOOK THE CAT AND THE MOUSE IN PARTNERSHIP THE SIX SWANS THE DRAGON OF THE NORTH STORY OF THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES THE GOLDEN CRAB THE IRON STOVE THE DRAGON AND HIS GRANDMOTHER HOW SIX MEN TRAVELLED THROUGH THE WIDE WORLD THE GLASS MOUNTAIN THE DEAD WIFE IN THE LAND OF SOULS THE WHITE DUCK THE WITCH AND HER SERVANTS THE MAGIC RING THE FLOWER QUEEN'S DAUGHTER THE FLYING SHIP THE SNOW-DAUGHTER AND THE FIRE-SON THE STORY OF KING FROST THE DEATH OF THE SUN-HERO THE WITCH THE HAZEL-NUT CHILD THE STORY OF BIG KLAUS AND LITTLE KLAUS PRINCE RING THE SWINEHERD HOW TO TELL A TRUE PRINCESS THE BLUE MOUNTAINS THE TINDER-BOX THE WITCH IN THE STONE BOAT THUMBELINA THE NIGHTINGALE HERMOD AND HADVOR THE STEADFAST TIN-SOLDIER BLOCKHEAD-HANS A STORY ABOUT A DARNING-NEEDLE THE YELLOW FAIRY BOOK THE CAT AND THE MOUSE IN PARTNERSHIP A cat had made acquaintance with a mouse, and had spoken so much of the great love and friendship she felt for her, that at last the Mouse consented to live in the same house with her, and to go shares in the housekeeping.

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BLOCKHEAD-HANS Far away in the country lay an old manor-house where lived an old squire who had two sons.

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All the servants stood in the courtyard and saw them mount their steeds, and here by chance came the third brother; for the squire had three sons, but nobody counted him with his brothers, for he was not so learned as they were, and he was generally called 'Blockhead-Hans.'

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'Oh, oh!' said Blockhead-Hans.

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I'll go to!' cried Blockhead-Hans; and the brothers laughed at him and rode off.

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'Dear father!' cried Blockhead-Hans, 'I must have a horse too.

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'Well,' said Blockhead-Hans, 'if I can't have a horse, I will take the goat which is mine; he can carry me!'

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Here I come!' shouted Blockhead-Hans, singing so that the echoes were roused far and near.

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'Hullo!' bawled Blockhead-Hans, 'here I am!

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'Blockhead!' said his brothers, 'what are you going to do with it?'

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'Blockhead!' said they, 'that is an old wooden shoe without the top!

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'Of course I shall!' returned Blockhead-Hans; and the brothers laughed and rode on a good way.

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here I am!' cried Blockhead-Hans; 'better and better-it is really famous!'

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'Oh,' said Blockhead-Hans, 'it is really too good!

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'Of course it is!' said Blockhead-Hans, 'and it is the best kind!

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But the brothers rode on so fast that dust and sparks flew all around, and they reached the gate of the town a good hour before Blockhead-Hans.

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Now Blockhead-Hans came in; he rode his goat right into the hall.

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'That's good!' replied Blockhead-Hans; 'then can I roast a crow with them?'

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'Oh, rather!' said Blockhead-Hans.

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'I've got that in my pocket!' said Blockhead-Hans.

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By each window do you see there are standing three reporters and an old editor, and this old editor is the worst, for he doesn't understand anything!' but she only said this to tease Blockhead-Hans.

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are those the great people?' said Blockhead-Hans.

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Blockhead-Hans became King, got a wife and a crown, and sat on the throne; and this we have still damp from the newspaper of the editor and the reporters-and they are not to be believed for a moment.

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With a second, split its head in two, and in its brain you will see a bright red ball.

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As it is, you must be constantly knocking up against things.'

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It has hands like a woman, feet like a woman, the body of a woman; but its head is the head of an ass, and its hair is fur."'

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When did I ever give birth to an ass?'

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And Dschemila took the mirror and looked into it, and combed her hair with the comb, and she had no longer an ass's head, but the face of a beautiful maiden.

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Thus they went on making love to each other till at length, unknown to Janni, they got married.

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'I don't want a blockhead like you to fight for me,' answered the king.

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However, it became absolutely necessary that he should pay his respects, and he had scarcely been five minutes in her presence before it seemed to him that she combined in her own charming person all the gifts and graces which had so attracted him in the twelve Rose-maidens whose loss he had so truly mourned; and after all it is really more satisfactory to make love to one person at a time.

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'Oh, you fools and blockheads!' cried their wives, 'how could you ever believe for a moment that a goat would do the work of a servant-maid?

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When one of his comrades heard what had happened, he said, 'You blockhead, you can't have done it properly; just let me have a try,' and with these words he seized his wife by the roots of her hair, cut her throat with a razor, and then took the pipe and blew into it with all his might but he couldn't bring her back to life.

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