Vulgar words in Ireland as It Is - And as It Would be Under Home Rule (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 4
blockhead x 1
brain x 1
cocky x 1
hooker x 2
            
make love x 1
pimp x 1
ugly as sin x 1
            

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It may be recalled as an illustration of the desperate efforts made to discredit him that after he had attended a Nationalist meeting at Dundalk he was denounced as a "liar" and a "pimp" because he had stated that he was invited to address the score of persons who had "met in their thousands" to shake the foundations of the British Empire.

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The debtor said he would brain me with a bill-hook if I put my foot on his ground, and another man promised to shoot me from a bed-room window.

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He went out in the hookers an' injoyed himself all to pieces, a dacent sthrip of a boy, but wid no more brains than a scalpeen (pickled mackerel).

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"'You're like the wild ass that sniffed up the wind instead of goin' in for sommat more substantial,' I says.

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They preach, teach, quarrel, pray, swear, mourn, sing, bargain, bless, curse, make love in English.

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The men were ugly as sin and coarse as young bulls, of which their movements were remindful.

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A few hookers are anchored near the swivel-bridge of the viaduct, in readiness for their cargoes of harvesters for England and Scotland, and now and then big trout and salmon throw themselves in air to see what is going on in the world around them.

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Every householder has a horse or an ass, mostly a horse, and young girls career adown the mountain sides in what seems the maddest, most reckless way, guiding their half-broken, mustard-coloured steeds with a single rein of plaited straw, adjusted in an artful way which is beyond me to describe.

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Looking back, he says he cannot conceive how he could be such an ass.

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The shop-keepers expected that their customers would have twice the money to spend in future, and the working folks began to be cocky with their employers, saying that they would get much better wages at the great factory.

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Mr. Gladstone and his set of blockheads seem quite impervious to reason, and even the constituencies of England seem to lack information.

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HUMOROUS INCIDENTS narrated: The Phoenix Park Orator, 9; An "Iligant" Tenant, 31; "The Devil's Bite," 56; The Timprance Man, 56; A Lending Transaction, 80; The Galway Fisherman, 124; "When I'm sober," 148; "'Tis Home Rule ye want," 160; Mr. Morley and the Car-driver, 177; The Wild Ass, 181; Michael and the Postal Service, 208; The Cattle Boat, 275; A Question of Feet, 357; An Irish Retort, 364; Finn Water _v._ Purgatory, 354.

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