Vulgar words in The Tricks of the Town: or, Ways and Means of getting Money (Page 1)

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bastard x 1
blockhead x 1
knock up x 1
piss x 1
slut x 1
            
whore x 3
            

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We now were in a worse Condition than ever, and all got upon our Legs again in the utmost Confusion and Disorder; and with rumbling and tumbling about, a huge Pewter Piss-pot, with about half a dozen Gallons of Urine in it, was thrown down from its Stand.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 79   ~   ~   ~

But here he was again disappointed, for the two Horses still kept their Courage, till they came between _Longford_ and _Colnbrook_, where he plainly perceived 'em begin to droop or _knock up_, and found he had then a sure Game on't.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 121   ~   ~   ~

A Vintner, who has been look'd upon by all Mankind to have been a 20,000_l._ Man at least, hath died not worth Eighteen-pence; and then the poor Wretch has been worried to his Grave, with the Character of a private Whore-master or Gamester.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 172   ~   ~   ~

This put him into a greater fury; _D--mn ye, Sir, your own pocky Slut, you mean; I'd have ye know, my Wife keeps no such Rascals company_.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 177   ~   ~   ~

The Surgeon, on the other hand, cries out, _A new piece of Villany, a Fellow brings a Whore, and a Bill of Parcels, to rob my House, and has withal the Impudence to boast of a Conversation he has truly had with my Wife in a Hackney-Coach_.

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These, together with two or three Dozen of Whores and Thieves from _Rosemary-lane_ and St. _Giles's_, and a Company of idle Sailors from _Wapping_, resolve themselves into Committees of threes, fours, and fives, all over the Sessions-house-yard, and there debate on the Fates and Circumstances of the Criminals, till the latest Hour of the Court's sitting, be the Season ever so rigorous, or their Affairs at home ever so pressing.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 265   ~   ~   ~

A Tradesman must lend his Money, pass his Word, stand Bail for Arrests, and Sponsor at Christenings, and now and then be a Surety to the Parish for a Bastard Child.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 356   ~   ~   ~

A _Bookseller_ in the City, who happened to be the Proprietor of this _Lucky Hit_, being at his Shop-door one Evening, a Gentleman pretty humbly habited accosted him, and desired leave to exhibit to him a _Copy_ upon a curious Subject, which, he said, was his own Performance, and which he believed _wou'd do_; he told him of what _University_ he was, and by what Means his Merit had miss'd of it's Reward: He was going to apologize for the meanness of his Apparel, when the Bookseller interrupted him with a great Oath, and pointed to a Warehouse of Waste-Paper, which he said was, to his sorrow, the Production of Beaus and Blockheads of Quality; adding, it was a Maxim held by the whole Trade, that _a bad Coat always betoken'd a good Poet_; and that if he approv'd of his _Work_, his _Dress_ should be no Obstacle to a Bargain: but that withal he seem'd to be Master of too much Modesty, he fear'd, to undertake the Business of his Shop; but if he turn'd out otherwise, and had any tolerable hand at Defamation, he had a _Fifth Floor_, with other Favours at his Service.

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