Vulgar words in Greener Than You Think (Page 1)

This book at a glance

bejesus x 1
blockhead x 1
bugger x 1
cocky x 1
cuss x 1
            
damn x 2
jackass x 2
pimp x 2
whore x 1
            

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"No manures, fuss, cuss, or muss.

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"Anybody know how to make this damn thing work?"

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Behind me a cocky voice asked, "What's cooking around here, chum?"

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"Damn it, it's got to be stopped."

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"Youre hired, bejesus," proclaimed Gootes, and of course I was, for there was no doubt a brilliantly successful figure like Le ffaçasé--whatever my opinion of his intemperate language or failure in the niceties of deportment, he was a forceful man--had sized me up in a flash and sensed my ability before I'd written a single line for his paper.

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I say, the old bugger wants to know where your stuff is.

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Don't get out, Lew--stay where you are, you jackass.

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It was brought to greatness--if inflated circulation be a synonym--by a veritable journalistic pimp who pandered to the public taste for literary virgins by bribing them to commit their perverse acts in full view.

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You are the paradigmatic whore, Weener, and I weep for the physiological accident which condemns you to sell your servility rather than your vulva.

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You will get some miserable lickspittle to take my place, some mangy bookkeeping pimp with a permanentwaved wife and three snottynosed brats, but the spirit and guts of the _Intelligencer_ depart with W R Le ffaçasé."

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Two blockheads are worse than one insofar as they tend to regard each other as a source of wisdom.

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"You know, Weener, the jackass who said Christmas mightnt have been so far out afterall."

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