Vulgar words in Letters from a Self-Made Merchant to His Son - Being the Letters written by John Graham, Head of the House - of Graham & Company, Pork-Packers in Chicago, familiarly - known on 'Change as "Old Gorgon Graham," to his Son, - Pierrepont, facetiously known to his intimates as "Piggy." (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 2
cuss x 12
damn x 1
hooker x 1
spunk x 1
            
white trash x 1
            

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It's the fellow who has the spunk to think and act for himself, and sells short when prices hit the high C and the house is standing on its hind legs yelling for more, that sits in the directors' meetings when he gets on toward forty.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 212   ~   ~   ~

We've got an old steer out at the packing-house that stands around at the foot of the runway leading up to the killing pens, looking for all the world like one of the village fathers sitting on the cracker box before the grocery--sort of sad-eyed, dreamy old cuss--always has two or three straws from his cud sticking out of the corner of his mouth.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 476   ~   ~   ~

Milligan just stood there like a dumb Irishman and let me get through and go back and cuss him out all over again, with some trimmings that I had forgotten the first time, before he told me that you were the fellow who had made the bull.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 499   ~   ~   ~

There was one old chap in the town--Bill Budlong--who took a heap of pride in being the simon pure cuss.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 547   ~   ~   ~

Of course, you want to be sure of your natural history facts and learn to distinguish between a cow that's a kicker, but whose intentions are good if she's approached with proper respect, and a hooker, who is vicious on general principles, and any way you come at her.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 552   ~   ~   ~

When it came to cows, he had had a liberal education and he made out all right, but by and by it got on to ploughing time and Jeff naturally bought a mule--a little moth-eaten cuss, with sad, dreamy eyes and droopy, wiggly-woggly ears that swung in a circle as easy as if they ran on ball-bearings.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 573   ~   ~   ~

A good many young fellows come to me looking for jobs, and start in by telling me what a mean house they have been working for; what a cuss to get along with the senior partner was; and how little show a bright, progressive clerk had with him.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 794   ~   ~   ~

I wasn't really disposed to add a dog to my troubles, but on general principles I asked him what he wanted for the little cuss.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 926   ~   ~   ~

I simply mention Josh in passing as an example of the fact that a fellow can't bank on getting a chance to go back and take up a thing that he has passed over once, and to call your attention to the fact that a man who knows his own business thoroughly will find an opportunity sooner or later of reaching the most hardened cuss of a buyer on his route and of getting a share of his.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 945   ~   ~   ~

The only animal which the Bible calls patient is an ass, and that's both good doctrine and good natural history.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 947   ~   ~   ~

You can cuss him out till you've nothing but holy thoughts left in you to draw on, and you can lay the rawhide on him till he's striped like a circus zebra, and if you're cautious and reserved in his company he will just look grieved and pained and resigned.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 960   ~   ~   ~

He's a good deal like the little red-headed cuss that we saw in the football game you took me to.

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He couldn't cuss even.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,366   ~   ~   ~

I don't know any one who has better opportunities for making himself unpopular than an assistant, for the clerks are apt to cuss him for all the manager's meanness, and the manager is likely to find fault with him for all the clerks' cussedness.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,619   ~   ~   ~

Clytie said she'd do her best, but that spirits were mighty snifty and high-toned, even when they'd only been poor white trash on earth, and it might make them mad to be called away from their high jinks if they were taking a little recreation, or from their high-priced New York customers if they were working, to tend to cut-rate business.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,675   ~   ~   ~

There wasn't any special harm in him, but there wasn't any special good, either, and I always feel that there's more hope for a fellow who's an out and out cuss than for one who's simply made up of a lot of little trifling meannesses.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,693   ~   ~   ~

"It makes me sick every time I think what an ass I've been."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,812   ~   ~   ~

"Damn it, sir, I won't stand any more of your confounded meddling.

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