Vulgar words in More Toasts (Page 1)
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CANDIDATES TED--"So you think I'm wasting my time making love to that rich girl?"
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"What a bally ass!
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Damn with faint praise, assent with evil leer, And, without sneering, teach the rest to sneer: Willing to wound, and yet afraid to strike, Just hint a fault, and hesitate dislike.
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PROFESSOR--"So, sir, you said that I was a learned jackass, did you?"
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I guess it's time I took A look inside of me To see-- But, gee, I cuss I'm envious of what the other fellow's got, I loaf a lot, And foolish pleasures often buy-- That is the kind of sham I am.
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"Whar yo' all ben scrappin' in dis yar war, boss?" meekly inquired the colored soldier.
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I know a barrel of flour lasts pretty damn quick."
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"So you were ass enough to buy a humbug mine."
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If I meet a friend under the influence of the forbidden, I'm afraid he isn't able to give the receipt correctly, and when I meet a man who has had a few drinks and doesn't feel any happier, I'll be darned if I want the receipt."
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INFANTS A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank-roll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
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He replied, "Rabies is Jew priests and I wouldn't do a damn thing for them."
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FIRST COCKY (on horseback)--"That cove ye've had wurrkin' for yer arsked me fur a job this mornin'.
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SECOND COCKY--"He was.
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EDITH--"How does Fred make love?"
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--_Jack Canuck_.
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"I can," said the bashful young man to the director of the film company, "swim, dive, run an auto, fly an aeroplane, fence, box, shoot, ride a horse, run a motor-boat, play golf, fight, make love, fall off cliffs, rescue heroines, play football, die naturally, and kiss a girl."
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"No, I don't like codfish, and I'm glad I don't like it, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I hate the damn stuff."
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The law is a ass, a idiot.--_Dickens_.