Vulgar words in Peter Simple; and, The Three Cutters, Vol. 1-2 (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 1
call of nature x 1
damn x 2
fag x 1
hussy x 1
            
jackass x 4
son of a bitch x 2
            

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"'Pon my soul I pity you: you'll be fagged to death: for there's only three midshipmen in the ship now--all the rest ran away.

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And then there was the chambermaid hussy and waiter loon axed me to remember them, and wanted more siller; but I told them as I told the guard and coachman, that I had none for them."

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So the jackass proved a very good friend, and, to reward him, I hired him every day, and galloped him all over the island.

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"'Then I'll turn Protestant, and damn the Pope--take that now, Father M'Grath.'

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The captain allowed me to go, for I told him the whole truth of the matter, and he saw that it was true; so he recommended me to the captain of a jackass frigate, who was in want of midshipmen."

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"What do you mean by a jackass frigate?" inquired I.

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Before twelve o'clock, three or four gentlemen were ushered into my sitting-room, who observing my arrival in that damn'd _Morning Post_, came to pay their respects; and before the day was over I was invited and re-invited by a dozen people.

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In short, I was an ass."

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Mark my words, you burgoo-eating, pea-soup-swilling, trowsers-scrubbing son of a bitch."

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Hunger is a call of nature, Peter."

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He had fancied himself a jackass, and had brayed for a week, kicking the old nurse in the stomach, so as to double her up like a hedgehog.

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"Allow me to observe--in the most delicate manner in the world--just to hint, that you are a d----d trencher-scraping, napkin-carrying, shilling-seeking, up-and-down-stairs son of a bitch--and take this for your impudence!"

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