Vulgar words in Tokyo to Tijuana: Gabriele Departing America (Page 1)
This book at a glance
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"I hear that doctors can now make a man half pigeon if he dares to have a mixture of pubic hairs and pubic feathers; or if you prefer a beautiful fountain-surgery a continual waterfall can come from your ass."
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It was no wonder that at Christmas parties or barrooms he sat and drank in silence feeling like a buffoon for not acting like one.
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In ways he was a buffoon: his taciturn ways that thwarted the lighthearted frivolity of a world conceived out of motion was the substance that often caused contemptuous laughs.
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He saw four whores seated around a bonfire.
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For them it was sunny picnics of complete families, weenie roasts, and marshmallow burnings over bonfires.
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When his hormones were boiling to overflow he "hauled [his] ass" to Seoul.
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The Antinomians when they took a crap did not have diapers to catch it.
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"The damn people up there higher than God!
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Sex, she thought, as she watched his body hit the winds, was being massaged by one's own hormones, turned on by oneself, or more accurately one's sense of pleasure, and making love to fantasies of one's mind rather than the individual locked into one's body.
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"Does he want me to think this breakfast of his is my reward for this bit of a roll in the hay?"
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The common workers left out of both, if given a high enough salary, would not be anarchists or proletariat revolutionaries if they had enough money to go to action packed movies or sports stadiums, buy whores once in a while, or other benign conduits of savagery.
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"But you buy shit for us to eat!" he stormed one time.
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I fixed him breakfast and when we were eating some pancakes --- actually black round things because I burnt them but he ate them like they were still pancakes -- he was lookin' at my boobs.
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'What big boobs you have,' he said.
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He'd peed his underwear.
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Outside a little physical prostitution, on weekends she would freelance her "bull shit sketches"(her "mental prostitution) that went with the little "asinine" sentiments that Hallmark Greeting Cards sent to her; and then the week's work would be, for the most part, over.
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She loathed "prostituting" herself "to assholes" but the way she looked at it, everything was a form of prostitution from the time that one washed and blow-dried her hair that was cut in such a way that was aesthetically pleasing to "Western farts controlling economic institutions" to rolls that bound human thoughts in its limited pages, the social interaction one engaged in to stay sane, and the tricks one did to get one's little bowl of Alpo dog food.
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She lit the four or five candles that were on the kitchen table; shuffled the deck; drank four cans of beer quickly; and then mumbled a bitching mumble about having to prostitute herself.
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"Shit!" she said out loud.
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It was a cocky American gesture with the sotto voce of one insinuating by touch an inhibition to touch at all.
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She was about ready to say, "It isn't always fucking."
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"Mouse went to the bathroom in that fern thing and now there is shitty dirt everywhere."
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"I don't give a flying fuck about numbers" he told her with the honesty Gabriele extolled and espoused as well as her word choice.
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"Lily, you ask the same old questions again and again forcing me to come up with new answers to everything from why I don't have a boyfriend to if I take a crap when I get up in the mornings."
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I'm glad the little--" She was going to say "little fucker" but she censored it out.
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She would submit a slutty biographical profile that would leave them irrevocably in a state of shock and awe but this would not be the case.
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"Then maybe there are too many R-rated videos being played at home or other media where he might be hearing words like--" "Fuck?
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Haven't you ever been on the bleachers at a great baseball game and yelled out, "What a fucking great hit."
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You're definitely his whore.
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Even now she was doing it: she was dragging him into a shiftless domain of a trailer-whore hoping that something extraordinarily advante garde would happen to him here.
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"Who is this mother fucker?" she mumbled to herself.
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Chapter Twenty-Four She could guess that the quick entrance into the trailer park, if it were such, was a reaction to her, the nefarious whore, whom he had ridden in sync to a female's need for pleasure many years earlier.
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Chapter Twenty-five A couple years passed of being no one's whore.
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She could not shoo away the pesty fly that was as pesty as Mormon flies (those sententious dragon fly missionaries who had knocked on her door earlier that week--Nauvoo, Illinois, Mormon flies so succulent and "so fuckable," whom she had reluctantly rejected from her door).
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"Not if you filfill my fucking request and get the goddamn asprin."
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She guessed that the widower was being faithful to the memory of his wife by not pursuing any other relationship outside of an occasional sexual liaison with a whore like herself.
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"It's a bit strange, but what the fuck.
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If she hadn't been on her guard or had been born a half-wit she could have easily believed in love and bliss at every turn.
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It was one of her presents to Adagio that she should sit there on the bleachers stuffing these frankfurters or weenies into her mouth and staring onto this little sea of intermittent tackle and throw action (the object being thrown like an irregular, phallic weenie).
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"No, he's puffing on an old man's turd."
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She realized that which was spoken about was "turd" and not "turn."
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How long does it take to piss, anyhow?"
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"Please get that smoking turd out of my face."
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"Don't freak out.
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So her uncle and male cousins disparaged her for what time she got up, how she combed her hair, for being left- handed, how she held her fork, the amount of time that she spent in the bathroom, where she sat, the position she sat in, why she read so much, why she was spending so much time reading in her "cage," that she was probably shedding hair on the living room sofa, why she put her legs together so prim and proper at the supper table, and why she opened her legs like a tomboy or a lesbian cunt.
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D'you think Betty'll come behind the two of you with a pooper-scooper to keep your ass from being expelled.
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And even though she was a true woman for him, catering to family matters and allowing herself to be his whore (he asking her questions about men she slept with so that it would excite him enough to maximize his pleasure when impaling within her) she told herself that she could do it without needing art as a crutch.
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The historical origin of the owl is, of course, the historical origin of the bird which probably evolved from one of two groups of dinosaurs, the--oh shit, I can't remember-- during the early part of the Jurassic period.
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"Fuck, don't say it that way.
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"What is in this shit?
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IOm fucking hot."
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"Gabriele, the whore."
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You gave Tunafish blowjobs."
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When I go over to my friendsO parentsO houses and stuff they donOt say weird shit all the time."
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"But weird shit is what it is all about.
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How can you be interesting without saying weird shit continually.
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"I say that is a crock of bull shit."
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"Why did you become a whore with such fancy- dancy words?"
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"For lots of reasons: a personal life that is shit, an idea I wasnOt sure what to do with until you came along, annoyed at being annoyed by this large crowd as if they need to be quiet for me."
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"Well, there's got to be a reason for me having your ass around so you come out here and help me get down from here," she said.
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The thought even occurred to her that she should get her boy from the provincial rednecks of Kansas and transform him with exposure to the world; and she would have done just that had there not been such a cloying and bitter after- taste to all this enlightenment amassing itself within her.
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In a small way, she saw sanity in this defying of convention that a woman's boobs were erotic armaments which, unless locked away in a blouse and a brassiere, would thwart assiduous man to recidivistic patterns where his amorous instincts would cause him to malinger from work.
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Before that I thought of you as a caring mother and before that -- " "A disgusting whore?"
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" I don't need a damn thing," he said coldly.
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No need to be civil, you hateful bastard."
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It was a mere caprice, she argued, like disliking a passing woman for wearing the color, pink, or wanting to make love to all sailors for wearing their clean, white, and neatly pressed uniforms.
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She did not want to upset him as she had before, for not only would it suggest to him that he should not have married her but it would aver to herself her own intransigence and a social ineptness that was of damaged whores and spinsters.
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She wasn't sure what they said but she did hear the words "airport bathroom graffiti" which made her grimace not for the ignorance of those who were part of this consensus (she didn't "give a flying fuck" about what they thought in the slightest) but that these bereft hollow heads epitomized what the droves of men would think.
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Now the price to absolve sins and blowjobs are both the same: 500 dollars -- US, of course.
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"To think that I would have married this fine gentleman to such a blasphemous whore."
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She could tell that her profound buffoon had only feigned this drowning in a sensitive abyss.
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My parents just went on a working trip forever and to you they are remarkable people; I was shipped off to you, and your old fart of a husband."
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"And if anyone tries to finger my clit the way your husband did they should be happy to be called old farts."
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All people had to prostitute themselves a little to make a living but, according to Gabriele's assessment, women who contemplated marriage were complete whores.
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Hilda was a whore for knowledge and so this got Gabriele's approval.
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She addressed such policemen in a taciturn manner with hard stony supercilious eyes made all the harder by that male look of wanting to fuck the Gringa with the attitude.
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"Fuck, don't tell me that little swim has pooped you out already, Hilda."
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Serve the fucking ball!"
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"Nice ass!" said Hilda.
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Really, Hilda, is there nice and mean, nice and ugly, nice and not useful to such things unless a fluke happens where one was born without an ass."
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"You say bullshit all the time.
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With icy eyes, and bouncing boobs, she attempted successful counter maneuvers against Hilda' slam dunk serves.
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Unorthodox she might be, the former whore, witch, and child deserter with her cookie stained hands, but she was not a propitiatory type.
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Frustrated while "taking a leak" it was there that the brassier hanging on the wall had seemed like an unpatented snow boomerang there to show his misogyny.
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DidnOt those eyes say, "What are you doing with that whore?"
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The isolationist declaring her own frigid country of one, the frigid rationalist watching the movement of instinctual creatures of romance blowing like bits of trash caught in vortexes of wind, the nighttime whore advocate as opposed to the billions of daytime whores who espoused the Puritan work ethic: she was one of their PT Barnum freaks at the circus museum and the director welcomed back that which would spark a bit of public intrigue.
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This way she could dress herself in peace and quickly abscond from sleazy predilections and proclivities that might have made up the baser components of oneOs nature but were puny in defining herself.
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We can live in cardboard shacks or tree houses but we donOt need this type of shit cluttering up space and time.O This was what she would say, or something more simplified that was along these lines."
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She argued that one behavior was no more or less slutty than the other.
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She felt delivered from being thought of as the slut that she was beginning to feel that she was.