Vulgar words in Joe Burke's Last Stand (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 1 asshole x 4 bastard x 2 bullshit x 4 damn x 20 freak out x 1 fuck x 5 fuck it x 1

fuck you x 1 fucked x 1 fucked up x 1 fucking x 7 get laid x 1 hooker x 1 no shit x 4 pissed x 1

play with (one's self) x 1 shit x 3 shit ball x 1 smart ass x 1 son of a bitch x 1 turd x 1

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~   ~   ~   Sentence 81   ~   ~   ~

He fell asleep in a cradle of memories: fucking Sally in this very spot... apple fights, BB gun fights, the sound of the schoolhouse bell calling them out of the woods after a long recess.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 259   ~   ~   ~

"Shit," Joe said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 687   ~   ~   ~

"Damn, Batman, we're global!"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 709   ~   ~   ~

"Damn.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 884   ~   ~   ~

"Damn it, Batman!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 988   ~   ~   ~

"The whole damn island should be a world park."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,085   ~   ~   ~

"Damn it, Batman, " he said when he got home much later that day.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,108   ~   ~   ~

When enough people had gathered, the gorilla would sneak one hand behind and below him and without warning blast the tourists with a shit ball that hit the bars and scattered for maximum effect.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,156   ~   ~   ~

Joe stood in front of the picture of the young hookers, if that's what they were.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,438   ~   ~   ~

"Damn shame," he said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,879   ~   ~   ~

Damn.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,084   ~   ~   ~

"This damn story I'm writing isn't any good."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,283   ~   ~   ~

"Poor bastards," Joe said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,294   ~   ~   ~

"He raised the gavel, the son of a bitch.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,297   ~   ~   ~

It said: 'you asshole, people kill each other.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,382   ~   ~   ~

Maxie: "Damn.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 3,529   ~   ~   ~

"Damn!" he said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 3,530   ~   ~   ~

"Damn."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,034   ~   ~   ~

"Damn," Joe said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,143   ~   ~   ~

In this manner, over the course of two days, Joe pissed everybody off.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,579   ~   ~   ~

"Damn right--although, it's not so easy sometimes."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,606   ~   ~   ~

"Fucking haole," one said coming up to them.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,807   ~   ~   ~

He was a selfish asshole with one foot in the grave.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,333   ~   ~   ~

"No shit," Patrick said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,589   ~   ~   ~

Amber would get fucked tonight, she thought.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,604   ~   ~   ~

Patrick left, as she continued to play with herself.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,649   ~   ~   ~

I do have an adequate ass, she said to herself, soaping it.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,696   ~   ~   ~

Once, he gave her a quick little shake of his head--it's a fucked up world, we gotta do something, he seemed to be saying.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,709   ~   ~   ~

Damn him.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,732   ~   ~   ~

"The fucking government is bullshitting us," Wendell said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,735   ~   ~   ~

"They're bullshitting us," Joe agreed.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,736   ~   ~   ~

"But, they believe some of the bullshit--that crap about communism; they want to keep winning the World War.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,762   ~   ~   ~

"I wouldn't do their dirty work, the assholes."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,776   ~   ~   ~

She was getting used to conversations full of fuck this and fuck that.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,825   ~   ~   ~

"Smart ass."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,852   ~   ~   ~

"Crazy bastard," Sam said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,855   ~   ~   ~

"No shit.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,965   ~   ~   ~

"Hey TURD face.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,967   ~   ~   ~

UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,970   ~   ~   ~

"FUCKING IDIOT?"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,973   ~   ~   ~

"FUCKING QUEER!"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,987   ~   ~   ~

"Fuck him, let's get out of here, go get a beer."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,988   ~   ~   ~

"He's an asshole!"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,989   ~   ~   ~

"Yeah, fuck him, let's go get a beer."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,029   ~   ~   ~

"Bad shit," he said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,303   ~   ~   ~

"Damn," Art said, "that smells good."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,436   ~   ~   ~

Damn him.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,474   ~   ~   ~

"Get laid--that's your solution for everything."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,539   ~   ~   ~

"Bunch of bullshit, mostly."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,629   ~   ~   ~

"No shit!"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,865   ~   ~   ~

'That damn flashing light hurt my eyes,' Billy said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,142   ~   ~   ~

"Shit heads," Art said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,233   ~   ~   ~

"Oh, fuck you, Patrick."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,319   ~   ~   ~

She pulled him into her and encouraged him to take her, fuck her, fill her with his hot hard energy.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,542   ~   ~   ~

Fuck it.'

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,645   ~   ~   ~

"Damn," Patrick said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,724   ~   ~   ~

Damn.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,760   ~   ~   ~

"Fucking," Amber said.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,797   ~   ~   ~

And your family will freak out.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,904   ~   ~   ~

"Damn."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 8,085   ~   ~   ~

"No shit?"

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