Vulgar words in The Book of the Thousand Nights and One Night, Volume I (Page 1)

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ass x 12
bastard x 1
buffoon x 1
jackass x 1
make love x 1
            
pimp x 1
whore x 1
            

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He had in his byre an ox and an ass, each tied up in his stall, hard by the other.

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So he said, 'Take that knave of an ass and bind the yoke on his neck and harness him to the plough and try and make him do the ox's work.'

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"I will give thee thy choice," replied he, "whether I shall change thee into a dog, an ass or an ape."

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The truth is that I was riding on an ass, and it stumbled and threw me down, and my cheek fell on a piece of glass, which wounded it."

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"Then," said he, "to morrow I will go to Jaafer the Barmecide and tell him the case, and he will kill every ass in the city."

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The dog increased and became an ass-colt, that brayed and cried out in his face, "Heehaw!

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It is this: when he comes to-morrow, sit down round him and let one of you say to the others, 'By Allah, none shall play at this game except he tell us the names of his father and mother; for he who knows not his parents' names is a bastard and shall not play with us.'"

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Now the hunchback in question was the favourite buffoon of the Sultan, who could not bear him out of his sight: so when he got drunk and did not make his appearance that night or next day, the Sultan asked the courtiers about him and they replied, 'O our lord, the chief of the police has come upon him dead and ordered his murderer to be hanged: but, as the hangman was about to hoist him up, there came a second and a third and a fourth, each declaring himself to be the sole murderer and giving the prefect an account of the manner in which the crime had been committed.'

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One day, as I was sitting in my shop, there came up to me a young man as handsome as could be, richly clad and riding on an ass.

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'It is well,' replied she; 'to-night is Friday eve, and nothing can be done; but to-morrow, after the morning-prayer, mount thine ass and enquire for the house of Berekat the Syndic, known as Abou Shameh, in the Hebbaniyeh quarter; for I live there; and do not delay, for I shall be expecting thee.'

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Then I took fifty dinars in a handkerchief and went out to the Zuweyleh Gate, where I hired an ass, bidding the driver carry me to the Hebbaniyeh.

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'By Allah,' exclaimed I, 'O thou whose tongue is as long as a jackass's tail, thou persistest in pestering me with talk and pelting me with words, when all I want of thee is to shave my head and take thyself off!'

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When you invited me and I came hither the first thing I saw was this accursed pimp seated in the place of honour.

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Then he went out, more abject than an ass, for verily five things at once were sore upon him, love and beggary and hunger and nakedness and toil; nevertheless, he heartened himself with the hope of gaining the lady's favours.

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When they saw him in this plight, naked, with yard on end, shaven face, dyed eyebrows and rouged cheeks, they cried out and clapped their hands at him and flogged him with skins upon his naked body, till he swooned away; when they set him on an ass and carried him to the chief of the police, who said, "What is this?"

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'If,' said Noureddin, 'that unlucky ass there be cursed, will any part of the curse fall on thee?'

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So I came to him and he said, "Woe to thee, O pestilent slave, O whore-son knave, O accurst of race!

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They ceased not to make love and carouse, whilst Ghanim was drowned in the sea of passion and distraction and she redoubled in cruelty and coyness, till the night brought in the darkness and let fall on them the skirts of sleep, when Ghanim rose and lit the lamps and candles and renewed the banquet and the flowers; then took her feet and kissed them, and finding them like fresh cream, pressed his face on them and said to her, 'O my lady, have pity on the captive of thy love and the slain of thine eyes; for indeed I were whole of heart but for thee!'

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