Vulgar words in Paul Clifford — Complete (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 2
buffoon x 3
hussy x 1
knock up x 1
make love x 5
            
whore x 1
            

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What if some opposing newspaper take up the cudgels in his behalf, and assert that the victim of all Pandora's complaints, whom we send tottering to the grave, passes one half the day in knocking up a 'distinguished company' at a shooting-party, and the other half in outdoing the same 'distinguished company' after dinner?

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The ladies of pleasure are always so excessively angry when a man does not make love to them, that there is nothing they will not say against him; and the fair matrons in the vicinity of Fiddler's Row spread all manner of unfounded reports against poor Bachelor Bill.

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"Why, I was enamoured of a lady who would not have looked at me as Mr. Tomlinson; so I took my master's clothes and occasionally his carriage, and made love to my nymph as Lord.

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This gentleman had an only daughter,--an awful shrew, with a face like a hatchet but philosophers overcome personal defects; and thinking only of the good her wealth might enable me to do to my fellow-creatures, I secretly made love to her.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,171   ~   ~   ~

It is true that if he was devoid of a wife, he had secured to himself plenty of substitutes; his profession was that of a man of gallantry; and though he avoided the daughters, it was only to make love to the mothers.

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You know the story of Dante and the buffoon.

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'How comes it,' said the buffoon to the poet, 'that I am so rich and you so poor?'

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Brandon bowed, and answered,-- "So please your royal highness, they will always be at the command of a king from whore I have experienced such kindness, in any capacity for which his Majesty may deem them fitting."

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I hope it is that ridiculous fellow, Mossop, who tells a good story against himself; or that handsome ass, Belmont, who looks at his own legs, instead of seeming to have eyes for no one but his partner.

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none of your girl-faced mudgers, who make love to ladies, forsooth,--a pretty woman need not look far for a kiss when he was in the room, I warrant, however coarse her duds might be; and lauk!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,884   ~   ~   ~

two years I have borne what was enough to turn my whole blood into gall,--inactivity, hopelessness, a wasted heart and life in myself; contumely from the world; coldness, bickering, ingratitude from the one for whom (oh, ass that I was!)

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,210   ~   ~   ~

you wiperous hussy, bring the tape; does n't you see how I suffers?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,933   ~   ~   ~

Beauty was thy handmaid; and Frivolity played around thee,--a buffoon that thou didst ridicule, and ridiculing enjoy!

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