Vulgar words in Simon the Jester (Page 1)

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ass x 12
blockhead x 1
damn x 12
hussy x 1
make love x 4
            

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I suppose I've made a damn-fool exhibition of myself," he said, defiantly.

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And then her brother challenged me to fight a duel, whereupon, as the most worshipped of all She's had not received a ha'porth of harm at my hands, I called him a silly ass and threatened to break his head if he interfered any more in my legitimate despair.

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In his chatty way he requested me not to be an ass, and proceeded to put to me the usual silly questions.

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He was so unsympathetic as to damn my duties.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,867   ~   ~   ~

"Here in England I can say 'damn' as often as I choose.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,872   ~   ~   ~

"Fancy you shouting 'damn' in an English one."

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I nearly threw the receiver at the blockhead.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,171   ~   ~   ~

"Lucy Crooks or Lucy Latimer," said I, "you are nothing more or less than a common hussy."

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Oh, he's an awful ass!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,448   ~   ~   ~

Oh, he's a colossal ass!

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"When I was working for you, I made love to half the women in the place.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,465   ~   ~   ~

Now I'm going in on my own account I'll make love to the whole crowd.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,468   ~   ~   ~

And when I have made love to them one by one I'll get 'em all together and make love to the conglomerate mass!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,552   ~   ~   ~

You must forgive me for being such an ass.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 3,185   ~   ~   ~

And gambling is one of the sins I delight to damn.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 3,192   ~   ~   ~

It was obvious that the little man did not damn gambling.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,511   ~   ~   ~

"Oh, damn!" said I.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,512   ~   ~   ~

"Oh, damn!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,513   ~   ~   ~

Oh, damn!" and the tears of physical weakness poured down my cheeks.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,679   ~   ~   ~

"No matter how damnable it is--it's splendid to be alive, just to feel that you can fight, just to feel that you don't care a damn for any old thing that can happen, because you're strong and brave.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,115   ~   ~   ~

You stretch out your hand, because you've damn well got to.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,130   ~   ~   ~

"I'm the flightiest and feather-headedest ass that ever brayed," he informed me.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,141   ~   ~   ~

"So I might," retorted Dale blandly; "but when a man's a born ass it takes him some time to cultivate sense!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,176   ~   ~   ~

"I want to tell you that I've been every end of a silly ass and I want you to forgive me."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,190   ~   ~   ~

I'm the happiest ass that doesn't eat thistles!"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,203   ~   ~   ~

They chiefly consisted in a reiteration of the statement that he had been a rampant and unimagined silly ass, and that Maisie, who knew the whole lunatic story, was a brick, and a million times too good for him.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,311   ~   ~   ~

"I'll tell everybody the whole silly-ass story about myself from beginning to end," he declared.

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"Damn class!

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I was a young ass and you were a brilliant man of the world.

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