Vulgar words in Celebrated Crimes (Complete) (Page 1)

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bastard x 15
buffoon x 1
god damn x 1
hussy x 1
            
knocked up x 1
make love x 2
            

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Only, as there was as yet no precedent in Church history for a bastard's donning the scarlet, the pope hunted up four false witnesses who declared that Caesar was the son of Count Ferdinand of Castile; who was, as we know, that valuable person Don Manuel Melchior, and who played the father's part with just as much solemnity as he had played the husband's.

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The wedding of the two bastards was most splendid, rich with the double pomp of Church and King.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 846   ~   ~   ~

The king at once ordered his division into two detachments, and giving one to Bourbon the bastard, to make head against the Stradiotes, he hurried with the second to the rescue of the van, flinging himself into the very midst of the melee, striking out like a king, and doing as steady work as the lowest in rank of his captains.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,067   ~   ~   ~

The three condemned men were preceded by a constable, who rode backwards on an ass, and held in his hand a long pole, on the end of which were hung, still bleeding, the amputated limbs of a poor Jew who had suffered torture and death for some trifling crime.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,319   ~   ~   ~

Thus the King of France found himself master of Ludovico Sforza and of Ascania, of a legitimate nephew of the great Francesco Sforza named Hermes, of two bastards named Alessandro and Cortino, and of Francesco, son of the unhappy Gian Galeazza who had been poisoned by his uncle.

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At these words the Jew exclaimed, "God damn them all!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,413   ~   ~   ~

Then a French priest, who had a reputation as a clever astrologer, got himself admitted to Rizzio, and warned him that the stars predicted that he was in deadly peril, and that he should beware of a certain bastard above all.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,414   ~   ~   ~

Rizzio replied that from the day when he had been honoured with his sovereign's confidence, he had sacrificed in advance his life to his position; that since that time, however, he had had occasion to notice that in general the Scotch were ready to threaten but slow to act; that, as to the bastard referred to, who was doubtless the Earl of Murray, he would take care that he should never enter Scotland far enough for his sword to reach him, were it as long as from Dumfries to Edinburgh; which in other words was as much as to say that Murray should remain exiled in England for life, since Dumfries was one of the principal frontier towns.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,419   ~   ~   ~

The other assassins were the Earl of Morton, the Earl of Ruthven, George Douglas the bastard of Angus, Lindley, and Andrew, Carew.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,425   ~   ~   ~

Darnley, driven to extremities by this, summoned Morton, Ruthven, Lennox, Lindley, and Douglas's bastard, and fixed the assassination of Rizzio for two days later.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,446   ~   ~   ~

These instructions given, Darnley led Morton, Ruthven, Lennox, Lindley, Andrew Carew, and Douglas's bastard into the room adjoining the study, and only separated from it by a tapestry hanging before the door.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,468   ~   ~   ~

Then Darnley, without consideration for the queen's pregnancy, seized her round the waist and bore her away from Rizzio, who remained on his knees pale and trembling, while Douglas's bastard, confirming the prediction of the astrologer who had warned Rizzio to beware of a certain bastard, drawing the king's own dagger, plunged it into the breast of the minister, who fell wounded, but not dead.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,484   ~   ~   ~

As to him," he added, holding up Rizzio's head by the hair, whilst the bastard of Douglas lit up the face with a torch so that it could be recognised, "you see who it is, and whether it is worth your while to get into trouble for him".

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father!" he cried in a piercing voice, "here is the Bastard who Has just murdered Nisida!"

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now we shall hear something; the hussy is coming to herself."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 14,671   ~   ~   ~

We cannot see the force of the objection that Louvois would not have written in the following terms to Saint-Mars in 1687 about a bastard son of Anne of Austria: "I see no objection to your removing Chevalier de Thezut from the prison in which he is confined, and putting your prisoner there till the one you are preparing for him is ready to receive him."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 14,897   ~   ~   ~

He called me-and he said it was only what his mother had told him-he called me a wicked bastard!"

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"It was little Rose, our neighbour, whom you said I was making love to, because you found us together at the spring in the little wood.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 17,237   ~   ~   ~

For my part, I am unfit to keep the saddle another hour, and are you not yourself knocked up by this forced march in the great heat?"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 17,750   ~   ~   ~

He was a man about town at that period, and was making love to the demoiselle Jacqueline de la Garde; he had succeeded in gaining her affections, and brought matters to such a point that she no longer refused her favours except on the grounds of her pregnancy and the danger of an indiscretion.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 20,627   ~   ~   ~

Here, upon the landing, was a kind of dwarf, oddly dressed after the fashion of sixteenth-century Venetian buffoons, who, when he saw the two women coming, stretched out a wand, as though to prevent them from going farther, and asked what they wanted.

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