Vulgar words in Droll Stories — Volume 3 (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 1
bastard x 2
blockhead x 2
buffoon x 1
damn x 1
            
hussy x 2
make love x 2
            

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~   ~   ~   Sentence 54   ~   ~   ~

Women like love; make love to her with the pen only, tickle her phantasies, and sketch merrily for her a thousand pictures of love in a thousand pretty ways.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 130   ~   ~   ~

The employment of a lover is that of a mountebank, of a soldier, of a quack, of a buffoon, of a prince, of a ninny, of a king, of an idler, of a monk, of a dupe, of a blackguard, of a liar, of a braggart, of a sycophant, of a numskull, of a frivolous fool, of a blockhead, of a know-nothing, of a knave.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 375   ~   ~   ~

But to meet with a woman who, having one husband and one lover, keeps to the deuce without trying for the trey, there is the miracle, you see, you greenhorns, blockheads, and dolts!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 642   ~   ~   ~

You can get the bastards, I the legitimate children."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 647   ~   ~   ~

You are right; but, my lord, it is not brought about by you, but by this hussy, whom I will have sewn up in a sack, and thrown into the Indre; thus your dishonour will be washed away.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 869   ~   ~   ~

The old lord, believing that he was a girl, thought him very modest and timid, because the lad, doubting the language of his eyes, kept them always cast down; and when Bertha kissed him on the mouth, he trembled lest his petticoat might be indiscreet, and would walk away to the window, so fearful was he of being recognised as a man by Bastarnay, and killed before he had made love to the lady.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,028   ~   ~   ~

The servant and La Fallotte came on the same ass, making such haste that they arrived at the castle before the day had fully dawned.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,149   ~   ~   ~

Thereupon, seized with a furious desire to slay Bertha and the monk's bastard, he sprang up the stairs with one bound; but at the sight of the corpse, for whom his wife and her son repeated incessant litanies, having no ears for his torrent of invective, having no eyes for his writhings and threats, he had no longer the courage to perpetrate this dark deed.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,302   ~   ~   ~

The little hussy did not refuse this offer, saying, that in order to do no more washing in the future she did not mind doing a little hard work now.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,527   ~   ~   ~

When the devil had the empty money bag to himself, Tryballot did not appear at all cut up, saying, that he "did not wish to damn himself for this world's goods, and that he had studied philosophy in the school of the birds."

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