Vulgar words in The Merry Wives of Windsor (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 4
damn x 3
make love x 1
piss x 1
slut x 1
            
turd x 1
whore x 1
            

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~   ~   ~   Sentence 249   ~   ~   ~

By this hat, then, he in the red face had it; for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 475   ~   ~   ~

Briefly, I do mean to make love to Ford's wife; I spy entertainment in her; she discourses, she carves, she gives the leer of invitation; I can construe the action of her familiar style; and the hardest voice of her behaviour, to be English'd rightly, is 'I am Sir John Falstaff's.'

~   ~   ~   Sentence 993   ~   ~   ~

I am damn'd in hell for swearing to gentlemen my friends you were good soldiers and tall fellows; and when Mistress Bridget lost the handle of her fan, I took 't upon mine honour thou hadst it not.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,217   ~   ~   ~

What a damn'd Epicurean rascal is this!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,231   ~   ~   ~

Page is an ass, a secure ass; he will trust his wife; he will not be jealous; I will rather trust a Fleming with my butter, Parson Hugh the Welshman with my cheese, an Irishman with my aqua-vitae bottle, or a thief to walk my ambling gelding, than my wife with herself.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,865   ~   ~   ~

If there be one or two, I shall make-a the turd.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,223   ~   ~   ~

Never name her, child, if she be a whore.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,866   ~   ~   ~

Send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,896   ~   ~   ~

I think the devil will not have me damn'd, lest the oil that's in me should set hell on fire; he would never else cross me thus.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,902   ~   ~   ~

Cricket, to Windsor chimneys shalt thou leap; Where fires thou find'st unrak'd, and hearths unswept, There pinch the maids as blue as bilberry; Our radiant Queen hates sluts and sluttery.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,959   ~   ~   ~

I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass.

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