Vulgar words in A Parody Outline of History (Page 1)

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damn x 2
god damn x 6
            

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Well, now tell me Mrs. Brewster, do you think that a sweet delicate creature like Priscilla-- A VOICE (in the next room): Oh DAMN!

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PRISCILLA: Oh damn!

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The Lieutenant--Gotta have another drink--can't go sleep, God damn it--brain too clear--gotta kill brain--that's the dope--kill brain--forget--wipe out past-- He opens the trunk in his search for liquor.

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The Lieutenant--There's that God damn thing--never wanted to see it again--wound stripes on right sleeve, too--hurrah for brave soldier--arm shot off to--to make world safe for democracy--blaa--the god damn hypocrites--democracy hell--arm shot off because I wasn't clever enough to stay out of it--ought to have had sense enough to join the--the ordinance department or--or the Y.M.C.A.

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shouldn't I?--where they don't get their arms shot off--couldn't marry a man with one arm, could you?--of course not--think of looking at an empty sleeve year after year--children might be born with only one arm, too--children--oh God damn you, Ellen, you and your Y.M.C.A.

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The Workman--Yes, God damn it--eight months.

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In about a year everybody forgot there ever was a war and a fellow has a hell of a time getting a job--and when you mention the war they just laugh--why God damn it, I've been out of work for six months and I ain't no loafer either and my wife has had to go back to her folks and I'm just about all in-- During this speech the work on dismantling the arch has steadily progressed.

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