Vulgar words in Latter-Day Pamphlets (Page 1)

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~   ~   ~   Sentence 327   ~   ~   ~

A Government tumbling and drifting on the whirlpools and mud-deluges, floating atop in a conspicuous manner, no-whither,--like the carcass of a drowned ass.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 412   ~   ~   ~

If help or direction is not given; if the thing called Government merely drift and tumble to and fro, no-whither, on the popular vortexes, like some carcass of a drowned ass, constitutionally put "at the top of affairs," popular indignation will infallibly accumulate upon it; one day, the popular lightning, descending forked and horrible from the black air, will annihilate said supreme carcass, and smite it home to its native ooze again!--Your Lordship, this is too true, though irreverently spoken: indeed one knows not how to speak of it; and to me it is infinitely sad and miserable, spoken or not!--Unless perhaps the Voluntary Principle will still help us through?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 603   ~   ~   ~

Miserable distorted blockheads, the generality; ape-faces, imp-faces, angry dog-faces, heavy sullen ox-faces; degraded underfoot perverse creatures, sons of _in_docility, greedy mutinous darkness, and in one word, of STUPIDITY, which is the general mother of such.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 767   ~   ~   ~

I say sometimes, such a blockhead Idol, and miserable _White_ Mumbo-jumbo, fashioned out of deciduous sticks and cast clothes, out of extinct cants and modern sentimentalisms, as that which they sing litanies to at Exeter Hall and extensively elsewhere, was perhaps never set up by human folly before.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 991   ~   ~   ~

Were the state of poor sallow English ploughers and weavers, what we may call the Sallow or Yellow Emancipation interest, as much in object with Exeter-Hall Philanthropists as that of the Black blockheads now all emancipated, and going at large without work, or need of working, in West-India clover (and fattening very much in it, one delights to hear), then perhaps the Home Office, its huge virtual task better understood, and its small actual performance better seen into, might be found still more deficient, and behind the wants of the age, than the Colonial itself is.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,060   ~   ~   ~

I want no mettled Arab horse, with his flashing glances, arched, neck and elastic step, to draw my wretched sand-cart through the streets; a broken, grass-fed galloway, Irish garron, or painful ass with nothing in the belly of him but patience and furze, will do it safelier for me, if more slowly.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,503   ~   ~   ~

The question, Who is to float atop no-whither upon the popular vertexes, and act that sorry character, "carcass of the drowned ass upon the mud-deluge"?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,504   ~   ~   ~

is by no means an important one for almost anybody,--hardly even for the drowned ass himself.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,505   ~   ~   ~

Such drowned ass ought to ask himself, If the function is a sublime one?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,527   ~   ~   ~

I tell you, a million blockheads looking authoritatively into one man of what you call genius, or noble sense, will make nothing but nonsense out of him and his qualities, and his virtues and defects, if they look till the end of time.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,872   ~   ~   ~

Not a windy blockhead there who kept silent but is better off than this excellent stump-orator.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,873   ~   ~   ~

Better off, for a great many reasons; for this reason, were there no other: the silent one is not admired; the silent suspects, perhaps partly admits, that he is a kind of blockhead, from which salutary self-knowledge the excellent stump-orator is debarred.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,106   ~   ~   ~

The select few who in the generations of this world were wise and valiant, they, in spite of all the tremendous majority of blockheads and slothful belly-worshippers, and noisy ugly persons, have devised whatsoever is noble in the manners of man to man.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,191   ~   ~   ~

Will Nature change, or sulphuric acid become sweet milk, for the noise of vociferous blockheads?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,211   ~   ~   ~

Poor blockhead, no: he reckons that all payment is in money, or approximately representable by money; finds money go a strange course; disbelieves the parson and his Day of Judgment; discerns not that there is any judgment except in the small or big debt court; and lives (for the present) on that strange footing in this Universe.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,233   ~   ~   ~

That is the thought you are to take for the Thought of the Eternal Mind,--that double-distilled falsity of a blockheadism from one who is false even as a blockhead!

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