Vulgar words in Vailima Letters (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 3
damn x 7
make love x 1
slut x 1
ugly as sin x 1
            

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Soon, if the tide of poeshie continues, I'll send you a whole lot to damn.

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All my other women have been as ugly as sin, and like Falconet's horse (I have just been reading the anecdote in Lockhart), MORTES forbye.

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and can do any damn thing I like.

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Buridan's Ass!

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The cattle are Jack, my horse, quite converted, my wife rides him now, and he is as steady as a doctor's cob; Tifaga Jack, a circus horse, my mother's piebald, bought from a passing circus; Belle's mare, now in childbed or next door, confound the slut!

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I was not there, I had ridden down the night before after dinner on my endless business, took a cup of tea in the Mission like an ass, then took a cup of coffee like a fool at Haggard's, then fell into a discussion with the American Consul...

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You are to understand: if I take all this bother, it is not only from a sense of duty, or a love of meddling - damn the phrase, take your choice - but from a great affection for Mataafa.

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I think it is a good idea so to introduce my hero, being made love to by an episodic woman.

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makes more than 150 pages of my manuscript - damn this hair - and I only designed the book to run to about 200; but when you introduce the female sect, a book does run away with you.

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Hard to imagine any position more ridiculous; a week before he had been trying to rake up evidence against me by brow-beating and threatening a half-white interpreter; that very morning I had been writing most villainous attacks upon him for the TIMES; and we meet and smile, and - damn it!

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I do my best to damn the man and drive him from these islands; but the weakness endures - I love him.

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The triple- headed ass at home, in his plenitude of ignorance, prefers to collect the taxes and scatter the Mataafas by force or the threat of force.

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Very amusing how the reviews pick out one story and damn the rest I and it is always a different one.

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